Dr P: “How do you know a woman is smarter than a cow?”
Me: “I dunno?”
Dr P: “A woman doesn’t shit herself when you squeeze her tits.”
My hero. This was the teacher from gross anatomy lab that would ask us what X body part was and then go and quiz the group next to us on the stuff we told him. He's also been sued so many times that all he can now do is teach.
Dr P: "What's the biggest vein in a girl's mouth?"
Me: "No clue Doc"
Dr P: "Dorsal vein of the penis"
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